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Bob and the Blonde


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BOB & THE BLONDE:

 

 

 

  

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. 

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar 

And stared up at the TV.

 

 

The 10 PM news was coming on. 

The news crew was covering the story 

Of a man on the ledge of a large building 

Preparing to jump.

 

 

 

 

 

The blonde looked at Bob  and said, 

"Do you think he'll jump?"

 

 

Bob said, 

"You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

 

The blonde replied, 

"Well, I bet he won't."

 

 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 

"You're on!"

 

 

 

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, 

The guy on the ledge 

Did a swan dive off the building, 

Falling to his death.

 

 

The blonde was very upset, 

But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.  

"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

 

 

 

Bob replied, 

"I can't take your money. 

I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, 

So I knew he would jump."

 

 

The blonde replied, 

"I did, too, 

But I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

 

Bob took the money.

 

 

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