Bazj Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Over five thousand years ago Moses said to children of Israel " Pick up your Shovel, Mount your asses and camels, And I will lead you to the promised land". Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said "Lay down your shovels, Sit on your asses and light up a camel, This is the promised land". Then Gorden Brown stole your shovel, Taxed your asses, Raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land. Now Cameron has done away with the need for shovels and stuck 20% VAT onto the cost of a camel. I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, They diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Many a true word spoken in jest! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Good one Baz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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