Lt Kije Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Warning bad language 2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 Minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 Minutes later. Nightmare, and you? Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home From work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked Back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two Hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which Lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted Until late.. It was wonderful... 2 MEN - meet at the pub... So, how was your evening last night? Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we Shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You? A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I Switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went Into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better Half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to Avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I Couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once There, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light All these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so Wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and Another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and it took me Ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything And nothing.......disaster. ______________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________________ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 My son nearly peed himself laughing after reading that! I think he just made it to the wc in time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Nice one! Lt, and many a true word spoken in jest. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Nice one! Lt, and many a true word spoken in jest. :lol: Omg Algy! You just reminded me of my wise old dad then. That used to be one of his favourite sayings. Well at leat I assume that it was because he said it so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I bet you feel really old now Algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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