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2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up:


So, how was your evening last night?


A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4

Minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me

3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2

Minutes later.  Nightmare, and you?


Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home

  From work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked

Back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two

Hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which

Lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted

Until late.. It was wonderful...


2 MEN - meet at the pub...


So, how was your evening last night?

Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we

Shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?


A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I

Switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went

Into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better

Half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to

Avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I

Couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once

There, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light

All these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so

Wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and

Another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and it took me

Ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything

And nothing.......disaster.




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