Cleopatra Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 A macho man married a typical good looking woman and after the wedding he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old mates and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... Whether you're here or not." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 :mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 Good un' Cleo!. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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