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Ten Liverpudlians arrive in heaven at the Pearly Gates to be met by St Peter.

"What are you doing here?" he asks. "We've got no record of you. Just wait here while I check with The Boss."

So off he goes to check with God who tells him to go back and ask them how they died.

A few minutes later he reports back to God, "They've gone."

"Gone? What, all the Scousers?" queries God.

"No, the Gates," replies St Peter.

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