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After Bonfire Night


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Little Freddie goes into school after bonfire night.

The teacher asks the class what they did the previous night, little Mary says "Miss, me, mam and dad watched some fireworks had baked spuds and went home".

Little Freddie stands up and says, "Miss, me and my bruvver stuck bangers up frogs a*ses and lit em." -

"Rectum, Freddie!" The teacher corrected.

"Wrecked em??? - blew em to bits miss!"

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