Cleopatra Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Little Angela was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour looked over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Angela?" "My goldfish died," Angela replied tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was suprised and said. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Angela patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Heh. Mate of mine took his pet goldfish to the vet. "I think my fish is epileptic", he tells the animal doctor. The vet took a good, long look at the fish and declared, "looks ok to me". Mate replies, "Oh yeah, but I've not took it out of the water yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wireboy Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Another good one Cleo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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