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harry hayes

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A Russian woman marries a Canadian and they live in Toronto. She speaks little English and goes into a butchers and asks for some chicken legs. He can't understand her so she lifts her skirt and flaps her hands.


Next day she goes in and asks for some chicken breasts. As he can't understand, she unbuttons her front and exposes herself


Twenty four hours later, she goes into the shop with her husband and asks for some sausages. As the butcher cannot understand her...........


she turns to her husband who requests sausages in perfect English.


Bit of a let-down that.


Happy days


Then there was this fat, aloholic transvestite - all he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary (sorry M)

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