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A bloke from Orford walks into the social security office to pick up his giro. He marches straight up to the counter and says, Hi. You know.... I just HATE claiming benefits. I'd much rather have a job you know.

 

The clerk behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man, who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

 

In addition, and this is rather awkward to say, you must be willing to satisfy her .....hgrrrrm 'urges' as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

The guy, just just stood there in wide-eyed amazemaent and stammers,

"You're kidding me!".

The clerk says, "Yes I suppose I am???.. but you started it."

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