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Dentist joke


harry hayes
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(paraphrased). Man rings dentist and asks the price of an extraction.

?1600 That's a lot isn,t it?

Dentist explains some of his benefits, mouth washes and the like.

How much without all that rubbish?

?1200.

Do you have a nurse? Yes.

Get rid of her - how much? ?800.

How much if you don,t give an injection?

?400 sir, but I wouldn,t recommend that. The pain is awful and the soreness lasts for weeks.

?400 it is then. The wife will be round at 2 o'clock tomorrow.

 

Happy days (don,t dare to turn the sexes around)

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