Eagle Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 A Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta are all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby. The Rasta looks a bit confused, "Excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Good one Eagle, but prepare for the response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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