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Health Care Proposals


The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the NHS.


The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the


Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the


Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.


The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.


Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.


Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the


Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"


The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the


Radiologists could see right through it.


The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.


The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.


The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the


Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."


The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the


Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.


The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the


Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Whitehall!

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