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A Dublin doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.

“Paddy, I am going fishing tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the it and attend to my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Paddy.

The doctor goes off fishing and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Paddy, how was your day?”

Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Asprin.”

“Excellent Paddy, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach ache and I gave him Stomach medicine, sir.” – says Paddy.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off all of her clothes and lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Paddy, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes Sir.” !!!!!

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