Lt Kije Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Old but still funny LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANEA stranger was seated next to a little girl on theairplane when the stranger turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if youstrike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closedit slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would youlike to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How aboutnuclear power?' and he smiles.OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet adeer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out aflat patty, and a horse produces clumps of driedgrass. Why do you suppose that is?'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I haveno idea.'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feelqualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't knowshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rockcutting Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 This is funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Brilliant. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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