Cleopatra Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!" My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me HUMOUR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!" My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?" My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand." My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home." My mother taught me about RECEIVING...You are going to get it when we get home. and my all time favorite thing - JUSTICE..."One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Tessla Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 My Mother taught me HUMOR..." So much for that spelling test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Tessla Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 What? You forgot My mother taught me to EDIT my mistakes , which clearly she did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 That's the American spelling. So should we only post using the Queen's English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 What? Didn't your mother teach you to say "pardon" and not "what" Cleo? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Didn't your mother teach you to say "pardon" and not "what" Cleo? :lol: Often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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