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A Scotsman, and Irishman and an Englishman walk into the bar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Bartender asks, "Do you want a drink?", so they said yes, and enjoyed their drinks.

 

 

 

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Let's hear them Clarkey.

I like to see the blank expression on some peoples faces when you deliver the punch line. :D:D:D

 

 

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

 

Jack.

Jack who?

 

John Wayne.

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A Scostman, Englishman, Welshman, Irishman, Pakistani, Indian, American, Peruvian, Chinaman, Frenchman, Dutchman, Macedonian, Brazilian, Albanian, Bosnian, Bolivian and a Russian go to a posh restaurant, but the waiter says, "I'm sorry. You can't come in without a Thai!"

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A Scostman, Englishman, Welshman, Irishman, Pakistani, Indian, American, Peruvian, Chinaman, Frenchman, Dutchman, Macedonian, Brazilian, Albanian, Bosnian, Bolivian and a Russian go to a posh restaurant, but the waiter says, "I'm sorry. You can't come in without a Thai!"

 

Obs' punchline would have been.....

 

"ahh well, that's Labours open door immigration policy for you"

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