algy Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in thephone book and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He callsthe number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 15 minutes.The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his truck. He's got a ladder, abaseball bat, a pit bull, and a shotgun. "What are you going to do?" thehomeowner asks. "I'm going to use this ladder to get on the roof, then I'mgoing to knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bearfalls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in a cage in theback of the truck."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's this for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Tears running down my legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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