Cleopatra Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, we should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Obviously their records were not upto date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Boooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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