algy Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the woman to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute, he then asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him we kept it in the bathroom cabinet. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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