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Driving With The Wife


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A man seeing a flashing blue light in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.

A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

The officer says, "You were going 50 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to book you."

The man says, "No officer, I was going a little over 35.

Wife says "Oh, Harry. You were going at least 60!" (The man gives his wife dirty look.)

The officer says, "I'm also going to book you for your broken rear light."

The man says, "Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!"

The wife says, "Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks!" (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)

The officer says, "I'm also going to book you for not wearing your seat belt."

The man says, "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

The wife says, "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!"

The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud woman, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

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A man seeing a flashing blue light in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.

A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

The officer says, "You were going 50 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to book you."

The man says, "No officer, I was going a little over 35.

Wife says "Oh, Harry. You were going at least 60!" (The man gives his wife dirty look.)

The officer says, "I'm also going to book you for your broken rear light."

The man says, "Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!"

The wife says, "Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks!" (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)

The officer says, "I'm also going to book you for not wearing your seat belt."

The man says, "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

The wife says, "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!"

The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud woman, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

Story of my life :wink::lol: :lol:

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