Jump to content

Tie shop

harry hayes

Recommended Posts

Paraphrased. Paint your own pictures.

Man staggering throught the desert dying of thirst. He sees what he thinks is an oasis. "Water, water" he shouts but the man at the gate says "no water, but I'll sell you a tie".

"Water, don't want a tie". "Ties are only a pound, very good value"


" Stick your ties. Where can I get water?". "There's a hotel, 5 miles further along the desert".


Three days later the man staggers back looking worse than ever. "Did you find the hotel?"


"Yes, but he wouldn't let me in without a tie".


Happy days

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...