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Homework time

Rex Mac

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Imagine this scenario.


A young cockney lad was sat at the table doing his school homework. He laid down his pencil and turned to his Dad. "Farver, 'ow d'ya spell fort?"


Dad lowered his copy of the evening paper and replied "That's an easy one my son, it's F O U G H T"


The young lad looked perplexed for a moment and then exclaimed. "No, Farver, I don't mean the fort ya fights wiv, I mean the fort ya finks wiv."

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