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Miss Jones asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'


Miss Jones said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.


Sally raised her hand, and said, 'My Dad took us to see Buckingham Palace and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'



Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been caught out by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she asked him what it meant.

Johnny said,

'My aunty has a sweater with ten buttons on it,

but her boobs are so big she can only 'fassen-eight!'

Miss Jones sat down and cried.

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