Bazj Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Read this on Sky News site....incredible!! "We don't live together he just comes each morning to fill up his flask". :: "I wasn't using the ladders to clean windows, I carried them for therapy for my bad back." :: "I had no idea my wife was working! I never noticed her leaving the house twice a day in a fluorescent jacket and a Stop Children sign." :: "My wallet was stolen so someone must have been using my identity, I haven't been working". :: "I didn't know I was still on benefit." :: "I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me." :: "He lives in a caravan in the drive, we're not together." :: "He does come here every night and leave in the morning and although he has no other address I don't regard him as living here." :: "It wasn't me working, it was my identical twin. :: "I wasn't aware my wife was working because her hours of work coincided with the times I spent in the garden shed." can you make up better ones than these!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 can you make up better ones than these!! I had no idea that prostitution counted as income. Is it cos I'm not foreign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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