Lt Kije Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your 'bum', didn't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Thats an old one Lt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Not heard that one before, really must get out more!, Brilliant, Lt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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