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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Lt Kije

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my


husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically


telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.




If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet


paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'


Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in


front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will


this take?' I asked.




They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.


I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between


my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'


Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your 'bum', didn't it?"

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