Bazj Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 My mate posted this on Facebook...... The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a ?100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the ?100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the ?100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the ?100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the local Co-Op. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the ?100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the pub. The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar; who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the ?100 note. The hotel proprietor then places the ?100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the ?100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town. No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 amusing Baz, but not quite as simples. In the case of UK, more ?100 notes are printed, so they are no longer worth ?100, and that goes for all the ?100s that responsible savers have kept "safe" in the Banks. So basically, the prudent are funding the feckless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Awww Obs don't spoil it I was sure that Baz had found the final solution to everything there Nice one Baz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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