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How can we possibly vote to leave after this offer from the Germans.??


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Bild has made the following promises to the British if we vote to stay in the EU

"They'll acknowledge the Wembley goal in 1966
They'll stop making jokes about Prince Charles's ears
They'll stop using sun cream on the beach out of solidarity with our sunburn
They'll reserve a place with their towels for us on the hotel sun-loungers
They'll introduce tea breaks
They'll change their clocks by an hour to be in synch with you
They'll do without a goalie in penalty shoot-outs with us to make it a bit more exciting
They'll send (German national football manager) Joachim Low to guard our Crown Jewels
They'll introduce an EU regulation banning a frothy head on beer
They'll all come along to the Queen's 100th birthday
They'll willingly provide the villain in every Bond film"


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