Latchford Locks Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 A woman goes to the doctors. She is not very bright but has a lot of children. "Doctor," she says, "I have ten children and I really must not have any more because we can't afford it. What can I do?" The doctor carefully explains about contraception and gives her a packet of condoms. He says to her, "Put one of these on the organ before you have sex." She tells him that she will and leaves. 3 months later she goes back to his surgery and says to him, "Doctor I'm pregnant again these condoms didn't work." The doctor asks her, "Didn't you do as I said?" "Yes doctor, you told me to put one on the organ before sex. Well we don't have an organ so I put one on the piano instead," "it didn't work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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