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A woman goes to the doctors. She is not very bright but has a lot of children.


"Doctor," she says, "I have ten children and I really must not have any more because we can't afford it. What can I do?"

The doctor carefully explains about contraception and gives her a packet of condoms.

He says to her, "Put one of these on the organ before you have sex."

She tells him that she will and leaves.

3 months later she goes back to his surgery and says to him,

"Doctor I'm pregnant again these condoms didn't work."

The doctor asks her, "Didn't you do as I said?"

"Yes doctor, you told me to put one on the organ before sex.


Well we don't have an organ so I put one on the piano instead," 

"it didn't work."

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