Moose Hunters..

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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without ever bagging a moose

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.

They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull out of the forest, then jump out of the costume and shoot the bull.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered and a bull came thundering out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I don't know about you but I'm going to start chewing grass, and my advice to you is bite down hard on something and brace yourself."