Cleopatra Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for herbusiness so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so shealways took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Biblehe gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After awhilehe turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff inthere do you?"The lady replied, "Of course I do, it is the Bible."He said, "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in the Bible," she responded.He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside thewhale?"The lady said, "Well I don't really know I guess when I get to heaven I willask him.""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically."Then you can ask him," replied the lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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