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Lt Kije
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Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours! 

 

There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage.

  

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...

Husband: "MISSING YOU"...

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to and touched often.

But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

 

Difference Between Complete & Finish...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

 

Romantic SMS...... She sends the following message:

My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams

If you're smiling, send me your smile

If you're crying, send me your tears

I love you

 

He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?

 

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

 

Some remain single & make wonders happen,

Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,

The rest get married & wonder what happened!?

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