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Lt Kije

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Five Germans on holiday in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.


The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them.  "It isa illegal to putta 5 peoples in a Quattro."


"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.


"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.


"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly.   "Look at ze damn manual: Ze car is designed to karry 5 persons".


"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer, "Quattro meansa four.  You have five-a peoples ina your car and you are a therefore-a breaking tha law."


The German driver replies angrily, "You dumkopf! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence"!


"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno..."

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