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Lt Kije

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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some

> cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he

> noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

> Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the

> table and emerged red-faced.

> Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife

> followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'

> Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said,

> 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $200.'

> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of

> this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

> Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and

> Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.

> When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM. sharp and

> after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200 - they went to the bedroom, and

> closed their transaction, as agreed.

> Jim quickly dressed and left.

> As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his

> wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

> With a lump in her throat Sue answered Why yes, he did stop by for a few

> minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband

> curtly asked, 'And did he give you $200?'

> Sue, using her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he did give me

> $200..

> Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He

> came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me. He promised

> he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

> Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player .....

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