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Paddy wants to be a Priest

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Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,


"First, you must answer three questions about the Bible."




Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum," replies Paddy.




Question two, "Do you know anything about Damascus?" "It kills 99% of all

known germs'" says Paddy.




Question three, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?" "Not

sure about that," says Paddy, "Did Popeye kick the shite out of them?"


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