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George W. Bush's Resume


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George W. Bush

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW

Washington, D.C. 20500

 

Past Work Experience

 

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

:roll:

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