asperity Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 3 inmates are sitting in their cell contemplating their futures. The 1st one takes out a mouth organ 'at least I can keep myself amused by playing a little music, it'll help pass the time.' The 2nd takes out a pack of cards 'we can while away the time playing poker' he says. The 3rd man takes out a box of tampons 'what the hell are you going to do with those?' the other 2 ask He grins and says 'it says on the box I can ride, swim, ski and play tennis with these.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 ..... and fly: some "have wings". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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