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Rex Mac

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A young lad doing his homework asked his Dad “Can you explain what's the difference between theoretically and realistically?”


“That's easy Son” replies his Dad. “Go and ask your Mum and your Sister if they would go to bed with the Postman for a million pounds”?


The young lad returned and responded “Mum will go to bed with the Postman for a million pounds but Sis said she would need two million pounds.”


The Dad replies, “Well son, here is your answer, theoretically we are sitting on a fortune worth 3 million pounds but realistically we just live with a pair of slappers.”

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