Cleopatra Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy F*** mate!" One of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They mis-spelled my name!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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