algy Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Grace has fallen asleep in class, the Nun asks: Who created the world? Little Johnny, sitting behind Grace, realised she was asleep, and jabbed her with his pencil. Grace shot up screaming -- God Almighty. The Nun was pleased and praised Grace. Next the Nun asked: Who died on the cross? Grace has gone back to sleep, so, gets jabbed again by Johnny, shoots up screaming -- Jesus Christ. Nun: Excellent Grace. The lesson goes on and Grace is dozing off again. The Nun thinks Grace is brilliant, a good Catholic girl who has learnt her lessons well. Nun: What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to her 23rd. child? Grace: You stick that in me again I'll break it in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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