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Grace has fallen asleep in class, the Nun asks:


Who created the world?


Little Johnny, sitting behind Grace, realised she was asleep, and jabbed her with his pencil.


Grace shot up screaming -- God Almighty.


The Nun was pleased and praised Grace.


Next the Nun asked:


Who died on the cross?


Grace has gone back to sleep, so, gets jabbed again by Johnny, shoots up screaming -- Jesus Christ.


Nun: Excellent Grace.


The lesson goes on and Grace is dozing off again.

The Nun thinks Grace is brilliant, a good Catholic girl who has learnt her lessons well.


Nun: What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to her 23rd. child?


Grace: You stick that in me again I'll break it in half.

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