Wingnut Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Paddy is passing by Farmer Parmers hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees farmer Parmer doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay. "What on earth are you doing?" says Paddy "Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me" "but me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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