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Farmer Parmer


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Paddy is passing by Farmer Parmers hay shed one day when through a gap in the door

he sees farmer Parmer doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red

Massey Ferguson.

 

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first

the right welly, followed by the left.

 

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets

his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his

corduroy trousers .

 

 

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea

stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on

to a pile of hay.

 

"What on earth are you doing?" says Paddy

 

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me" "but me and the missus been having some trouble lately in

the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

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