Lt Kije Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood > in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he > saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. > > > > He asked, "What are all those clocks?" > > > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands > on your clock will move." > > > > "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" > > > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, > indicating that she never told a lie." > > > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" > > > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. > The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only > two lies in his entire life." > > > > "Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man. > > > > "Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using > it as a ceiling fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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