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Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you

get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:

'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.'

--Author Unknown


'The problem with the designated driver program, it's

not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into

doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,

drop them off at the wrong house.'

--Jeff Foxworthy


'My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took

her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,

'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.''

--Paula Poundstone


'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.

Monogamy is the same.'

--Oscar Wilde


'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a

member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.'

--Mark Twain


And lastly: Why in Hell should I have to Press 1 for English?


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