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The Queen visits Scotland

Lt Kije

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The Queen was visiting Scotland and Alex Salmond called by.


HM:  How nice to see you Mr Salmond.


AS:  Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?


HM:  No, we don’t like that.


AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?


HM: .... (thinks).... No Mr Salmond, I think we should call it a Country.

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