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A Teenager is.....

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A Teenager is...

 

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

 

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up chocolate bars before breakfast.

 

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

 

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

 

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

 

A youngster who is so well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

 

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

 

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

 

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

 

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

 

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

 

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

 

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

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