Wingnut Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Bruce the Australian millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool. All his mates are there plus Abdul the local shop keeper. After a few beers Bruce shows them the 15ft crocodile he keeps in his pool, and bets a million dollars no one can beat it in a fight. Its a big savage monster and it looks like theres no takers, when suddenly with a big splash Abdul jumps in kicking, wrestling, biting, eye gouging the lot. Finally he kills it and climbs out in a bad state. Wow says Bruce, I owe you a million bucks. I dont want it says Abdul. A new bigger shop then? still no A curry house of your own? No he replies well what do you want then? Abdul replies, "I just want the one who pushed me in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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