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Bruce the Australian millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool. All his mates are there plus Abdul the local shop keeper.


After a few beers Bruce shows them the 15ft crocodile he keeps in his pool, and bets a million dollars no one can beat it in a fight.

Its a big savage monster and it looks like theres no takers, when suddenly with a big splash Abdul jumps in kicking, wrestling, biting, eye gouging the lot.

Finally he kills it and climbs out in a bad state.


Wow says Bruce, I owe you a million bucks.

I dont want it says Abdul.

A new bigger shop then?

still no

A curry house of your own?

No he replies

well what do you want then?


Abdul replies,


"I just want the one who pushed me in"

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