asperity Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun.His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.Tom got a horrified look on his face.She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.""Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"Tom replied: “I wasn't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Ha ha good one Asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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