Lt Kije Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Long John Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Uncle Fred and Auntie Mable, fainted at the breakfast table. This is a solemn warning Not to do it in the morning ! Anon Just a little ditty remembered from my youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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