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Application to become an MP


Lt Kije
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A chap walks into the council office in England and says to

the receptionist,"I would like to put my name forward for 

the forthcoming elections to be an MP.

 

The receptionist replied, "Certainly Sir.  Please fill in this form."

 

So he was filling in the form without any problems until he came

to the question ...Are you circumcised?

 

So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"

 

She replied:  "If you are circumcised you are not eligible to become an MP."

 

He asked:  "What difference would it make if I am circumcised?"

 

She replied: "To be an MP, you have to be a complete prick."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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