Lt Kije Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now, and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Se?ora......." "The gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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