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Mexican Maid asking for a Pay Rise


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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

 

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

 

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

 

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"

 

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now, and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Se?ora......."

"The gardener did."

 

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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